The young fellow to your left, the dashing Alex Adventure, clocked in at just over 8 lbs, and is absolutely beautiful.
On arrival, surrounded and protected, his every whim met instantly, he entered the room, demanding and screaming. He is, in other words, training to be an editor.
Don't worry. With the help of his parents, the beautiful Rachel and the wonderful Ben, and his wise older brother, the amazing David Danger, we hope to alter his career path. We'll teach him to be thoughtful and kind, patient and generous.
In other words, a writer.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got some celebrating to do....