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Remember that free read we were promising...

7/30/2013

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...once upon a time? Well, imagine how surprised we were to discover that the giveaway dates had already come and gone before we'd expected.
 
Yeah. When it comes to marketing our novels, we suck on a level that's levels beyond the usual suckage.
 
We're not bad people. See? We like puppies. We especially like pug puppies.

 
What happened was this: When a writer signs up with KDP Select, they're allowed five days to "promote" their product (= give it away for free) to Amazon's audience. The free approach may or may not be a swell idea -- since a fellow writer told us he'd never had a negative review until he put his novel up for grabs...and, then, oh, Lordy, did things change -- but, since the audience for Something Wicked had dwindled, we thought we'd give it a try, anyway.
 
We selected two days in July to promote the story and three days in August. We thought we'd do a minimum of promotion for the first round (this blog and we hit a couple of sites that list free novels) and use Ebook Booster for the August run. We don't know if Ebook Booster is any good, and the $40 out-of-pocket charge is roughly all of the royalties we've collected from Wicked in the last twelve months, but it was worth a try.
 
Because, if we somehow forgot to tell anyone that SW was a freebie, the Ebook Booster people would have our back. Which, of course, is exactly what happened when we failed to remember the two days we'd selected in July. Rather, we remembered the days incorrectly. We thought the promo was going to run 07/27-07/28...and we were wrong. It ran, unnoticed, on 07/23-07/24.
 
We discovered this when a new Something Wicked review popped up on Amazon. The reader was kind enough to write that the book was more entertaining than he'd expected. This comment led one of us to ask, "Well, why would you buy a novel if you didn't think it would be any good?" and the other one of us to say, "Uh-oh."
 
Yep. The freebie had hit the market and we'd failed to share it with our own tiny world, the good people who visit MarsNeedsWriters.
 
Trying to find a positive spin on things, we came up with this: We garnered a new review! Yay! Also, we can now gauge the effectiveness of paying for the efforts of Ebook Booster.
 
If you'd like, you can play along. Without any kind of decent marketing, SW garnered 656 downloads. Sadly, not an impressive number. The next series of free dates will be 08/21-08/23 and Ebook Booster has shared this info with its network of sites. So far, twelve of those sites have emailed us, telling us that they've received the request and they may (or may not) be promoting our work at that time. We've got our fingers crossed.
 
After the next promotion runs, we'll share the download number with you.
 
Quote o' the day:  "If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that." -- Ursula K. Le Guin


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The future is rushing upon us...

7/23/2013

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...but, as you can see, we're already preparing for it. Well, kind of. Mostly.
 
On occasion.
 
Maybe not today, not as much as we should have, but we've been putting in the hours. Today, we spent our morning, strolling about as we plotted Chapter Three of Ashes & Ink. We're fairly pleased with how things came out. Plot points are lining up, some new characters are arriving, and we don't really know where things are going but we're happy with the story at this very moment. The finished product remains a mystery, of course, and we'll inevitably forget some of the minor details that we discussed during our long hike -- and we're about to tell you why.
 
Because...because...
 
Well, because, when we got home and one of us sat down to write the chapter notes, she remembered that the computer we use happens to hold her favorite kind of electronic crack. Spider Solitaire. Intending to spend a few minutes playing cards, she lost over an hour to the exercise (won a few games, dropped a few games. It all shakes out in the wash). She couldn't help herself. There are just some days when she wants to play hookey.
 
So the other one of us took over. But, of course, it was his turn to write today's blog as well, so he turned his attention to that, instead. Before he could write the piece, he (naturally) needed a photo for the blog spot's upper left-hand corner so he went in search of this week's picture. In the course of that adventure, he found the free Futurama HEAD-IN-A-JAR Creator app on Google Play. Which somehow consumed over an hour of his life as he gleefully tinkered with the toy to create the image you see above.
 
But then he came to a little stumbling block. He wanted both of the images to show as one on the blog but the app doesn't provide such an option and he lacks the skills to do it himself. Since he hadn't actually written anything today, you might think he'd be hesitant to approach the Spider Solitaire addict but, no, not really. Using her graphics skills, she melded everything into one image and, zing!, both of us decided to play hooky for the rest of the day.
 
Instead, we're going to watch Blast Vegas on the DVR. Because, if the future holds a giant sand snake fulfilling an ancient Egyptian curse, we want to be prepared.
 
No quote o' the day. While looking for a blog photo, Harrell found several websites devoted to viola jokes. (Yes, really.) He doesn't play the viola, he doesn't know anyone who plays the viola, he's not all that clear on what a viola exactly is, but he lost a good half hour reading the jokes, anyway. Here's one of them:

One day Timmy came home from school very excited. "Mommy, Mommy, Guess what? Today in English I got all the way to the end of the alphabet, and everyone else got messed up around 'P'!"
His mother said, "Very good, dear. That's because you're a violist."
The next day, Timmy was even more excited. "Mommy, Mommy, guess what! Today in math I counted all the way to ten, but everyone else got messed up around seven!"
"Very good, dear," his mother replied. "That's because you're a violist." On the third day, Timmy was beside himself. "Mommy, Mommy, today we measured ourselves and I'm the tallest one in my class! Is that because I'm a violist?"
"No dear," she said. "That's because you're 26 years old."

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People like the nasty stuff...

7/16/2013

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...which is, more or less, what we took away from a recent email.
 
One of the lovelies who wander through this Blog-O-Rama took the time to contact us. After reading last week's blog, she was concerned that we might be hurting sales of our soon-to-be-re-released paranormal romance by removing its erotic elements. In the blog, we'd warned, The new take is still steamy but the graphic stuff has disappeared behind closed doors, and this correspondent was kind enough to say we were making a mistake. We won't quote her directly -- especially since she has yet to respond to our request, asking if we COULD quote her directly -- but our takeaway was, readers of werewolf lovin' like their action hot, heavy, and clearly descriptive. 
 
We don't have a problem with that. Obviously not, since we wrote the original steamy sections. Our gut feeling was, maybe we'd be expanding the audience for the story. After all, most romance readers are women and most women like a little mystery in their stories. Also, our hero is all man but he's also all wolf (so to speak) and the larger readership might well prefer we kept the randy stuff behind a veil. Yes, we'd have to lose the novella's positive review from Emily at SensualReads.com but it was a small price to pay for a bit of decorum.
 
Shows what we know.
 
Today, as we're puzzling over what to do next with the story, we come across ShortList magazine -- free on Google play, if you're interested -- and the folks there are running a short interview with Ron Perlman. Perlman played the lead in the movie Hellboy, one of our favorite superhero flicks ever, and he's far from the typical romantic leading man. Instead of a blue-eyed handsome man, Hellboy is, per creator Mike Mignola, a demon from actual Hell. He (Hellboy, not Mike Mignola) has horns and a massive stone fist. He's not exactly a babe magnet...or so we thought.
 
Perlman discovered differently. Here's what the actor told ShortList about his fan base: "I've not read any fan mail since the first Hellboy on account of how graphic it was. Certain people, mostly women, wanted to do some strange things to the beast, so I decided that weird sh*t was none of my business."
 
So there you are. The world is weird (except for thee and me, and we're not so sure about thee) and there's a little bit of kinky in all of us. Our only question now is, should there be a lot of bit of kinky in our paranormal romance?
 
Quote o the day: "That is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run." Dean Winchester, Supernatural

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We decided to quit our publisher...

7/10/2013

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...even though we like this particular organization. 
 
Three years ago, we signed a contract with Cobblestone Press for our werewolfish romance novella, Wicked Games. It was a fairly smooth ride, all around. Acceptance came fairly quickly and a contract soon followed. To our pleasure, the contract was written in English instead of legalese and the terms were fair.  We were pleased to sign it.
 
The contract offer came in April, 2010, and Leanne Salter, Managing Editor, first reviewed our manuscript in May. We did three complete edits in quick order and Leanne was terrific every step of the way.  When the story was complete, the Cobblestone team asked our thoughts about the cover (we wanted a full moon in there somewhere) before offering us a choice of cover artists. We selected Sable Grey. By the end of May, Sable had given us a sexy cover that practically shouted hot romance. We were impressed.
 
The image above is by Miriam Uribe, visual artist. She designed it on a lark and it makes us smile.
 
Rocketing along, the C.P. machine had the story on-line and available for purchase by July, 2010. Every month since then, they've mailed us each our own royalty check. We don't remember a check ever arriving late and we never had reason to doubt the numbers Cobblestone shared with us. All in all, we've had a fine relationship with the gang out in Mississippi.
 
So why did we ask to have our rights returned just as soon as the contract allowed? It wasn't Cobblestone, it was us.
 
Also, there was this: Our first royalty check clocked in at over $60 each. Our latest royalty check? 61 cents per author.  The story's Amazon Best Sellers Rank is nudging the 800,000 mark in the Kindle Store. In short, Wicked Games isn't selling. (Would our Amazon ratings be different if we'd maintained a steady output of paranormal romances, all published under the C.P. banner? We think so. But, since we wandered off to write whatever struck our fancy, romance readers saw us as one-and-done.)
 
Now, even though the original contract promised to return our rights after three years upon request, we knew it wouldn't be that simple. When we contacted Deanna Lee, Cobblestone's publisher, asking for our release, we expected a little trouble. A little delay here, a tiny problem there, and -- the next thing you know -- our three year contract has lasted four years. But we asked, anyway.
 
You know what? We were too cynical. Shortly after we emailed, we received our release. (It probably helps when your royalty checks nearly equal the cost of the postage to send them.) The "Notification of Agreement Termination" was a simple one-pager, giving us an exit date and reminding us of the contract's original provisions. We could no longer use Sable Grey's cover art -- but wouldn't that have been nice? -- and we couldn't use the edited manuscript. The unedited version, on the other hand, was ours after August 1st. We could use the rough take in whatever way we'd like.
 
So here's the plan: New cover. (No, not the one up in the left hand corner. That was a Fiverr cover and created for fun.) Renée is working on it right this second and you can bet there will be a full moon on the thing somewhere. The new edit will go out to beta readers soon -- and, if you're a fan of erotic romance, you need to buy the old version, STAT, while it's still available. The new take is still steamy but the graphic stuff has disappeared behind closed doors. Despite this change, and all of the paragraphs that we lost because of it, the latest manuscript is longer than the original.

Then there's the subject of price. Cobblestone retails the novella for $4.99 but, per our sales ranking, we're guessing the rest of the world thinks this is a little rich for a 67-page novella. We worry that they may be right. We're currently debating the $2.99 price tag versus the 99-cent special.
 
If you have a suggestion, let us know.
 
Quote o' the day: "Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities." -- Theodor Seuss Geisel

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Here in the States...

7/2/2013

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...we're about to go on holiday. There will be no fireworks in our neighborhood -- the entire area was in danger of smoke inhalation just a few days ago and, even now, a wildfire blazes out of control -- but that doesn't mean we can't have fun. In fact, in the spirit of fun, we're going to strip down to our skivvies and go jump through the back-and-forth spray of the front lawn sprinkler...which will frighten and/or repulse the neighbors but that's the price they pay for allowing a couple of writers in the neighborhood.
 
Before we go splashing about, there's a few things we'd like to share with you. To start with, we'd like to give away -- as in FREE -- several audio editions of Aly's Luck. The team at ACX contacted us and told us we could have five unabridged copies to give out to anyone who will post a review, mention the audio book on a blog, or somehow "spread the word" (their phraseology). 
 
If you prefer short stories, this is not the tale for you. The A. L. listening experience runs for over nine hours but it goes quickly; our narrator, Alexander McConnell, did a terrific job. Give him a try, you'll see. The bottom line is, if you like free, take a moment to email us at marsneedswriters(at)gmail.com, provide us an email address so we know how to contact you back , and we'll get you a copy. First come, first served.
 
Secondly, also free, we were recently interviewed by the mysterious An Alleged Author -- and you'll find our conversation right here. If you wander through the blog spot, you'll see that A.A.A. is an interesting woman and she has a fun site. Plus, she likes wine and we like people who like wine. A bucket of questions were asked, we talked mostly about our writing and a little too much about ourselves, so we'll completely understand if you don't read the whole thing.
 
However, you should know, there will be a quiz later.
 
Finally, no, we will not be posting photos of ourselves, dressed in skivvies and covered with sprinkler spray. As our neighbors will soon be able to verify, some things aren't meant to be seen in the light of day.
 
Drinking: 2012 Zinfandel Les Enfants Terribles. A.A. happened to mention wine and here we are. This particular goodness goes pretty darned well with a 4th of July barbeque.
 
Quote o' the day: "I really don't know how to advise you. Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element." -- Giles, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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