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It's easy to talk about book sales...

11/28/2011

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...when your book sales are impressive. It gets a little tougher when you’re making just enough coin to equal minimum wage in, say, Bhutan. Yes, you and you are Bhutan experts but for the new visitors to the Blog-O-Rama, the ones foolishly hoping to find a review of Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, know that beginning wage-earners in Bhutan expect to collect 100 Bhutanese ngultrum each or, roughly, $1.92 US at the current exchange rate.

Want the truth? Most self-published writers hope to make the Bhutanese day rate but they don’t care to share this info with the rest of us. (We’re not talking about the hotshots in the biz. Joe Konrath, John Locke, and Amanda Hocking have truckloads of readers and they provide sales updates frequently. Good for them, and may their successes continue to grow. But it doesn’t take a bucket of courage to say, “Made SO MUCH money this month. Must buy new wheelbarrow to carry my doubloons to the bank.”) So we’re always interested when a not-Locke comes along and shares their personal self-publishing sales figures.

Someone such as Michele Lee. No, not the singer/dancer/actress that Harrell thought was a major hottie in The Love Bug. This is a different hottie with a similar but differently-spelled first name. On her website, M.L. discussed her experience when she self-pubbed a set of “equestrian-themed erotic romances” under her pen name, M. Lush (like us, she openly shares her real name. Unlike us, she’s smart enough to use different names for different story genres). The stories are short (12-15K)…or, almost exactly the same length as our upcoming December publication. She sells them cheap, at $.99 US or 51.58 ngultrum, exactly the same price we’ll be asking for our mystery. Private Lessons has a hot woman on the cover – a key marketing ingredient in our plan to movie copies of our-to-be-novella – and it’s the first in a series – just like our newest effort.

Most importantly, Michele’s not so much into doing major self-promotion. As she writes, “I’m positive my sales would be better if I was self promoting better, if I was more established/well known as a writer, and if I went around on self publishing boards begging people to buy my book or promising to buy their book if they bought mine. But I wanted a more honest idea of how things sold without spin/self promo/bullshit.”

Since we plan to do exactly as little promotion as possible for our Private Investigator story -- if you’re not one of the four people who wander past MarsNeedsWriters, you’re not going to see anything -- we were pleased to see her series of graphs, clearly illustrating her sales numbers. You can see it, too, right here.

M.L. isn’t doing badly, truly, she just isn’t in clover. As you’ll see on her own site, her upcoming UF novel won’t be an indie affair, it’s launching from Koehler-Hintz Publishers (their Violet Ivy Press line)…and we hope she’ll share her experience with them, too.


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For no reason at all...

11/23/2011

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...we were thinking of Mother Teresa the other day. We have friends who were raised Catholic, one of 'em mentioned her, and we got to wondering: Was Mother Teresa, herself, ever a mother of children? She was not and, in fact, never saw her own mother again after she became a missionary. Did she have a middle name? She did. Her birth name was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu, according to Wikipedia. One thought led to another, we started interneting for quotes from the good Mother, and we found a website with a pleasant saying from M.T. at the top of the opening page.
 
We noticed the author misspelled 'Teresa', something we might do ourselves. We also noticed the author was selling a self-help book she'd written, 300+ pages dedicated to fostering a positive attitude. Having a very positive attitude herself, she was asking over fifty dollars for each copy of her book. Plus shipping. A price we found, perhaps, a tad high.
 
So we laughed about it but then half of our writing team said to the other half: "Here's something almost as crazy. Somebody wants over forty bucks for a used copy of Jessie Harrell's new novel."
 
Here's why this is nuts: Jessie's novel, Destined, just came out a few days ago. You can buy a new copy for $9.99, paper, or $3.99 Kindle. It's 300+ pages of love and jealousy and, if you're into young adult/Greek mythology/romance, this is gonna be sweet tea for you.
 
We know what you're thinking: "Dare we purchase any piece of fiction written by a romance-loving appellate lawyer who enjoys scrapbooking?" and we're telling you, yes, yes, you can. Despite appearances, Jessie Gonxha Harrell is not Satan's spawn. She is good people and a good writer. We wish her well.
 
Speaking of her book ('cause this made us giggle), the novel received a wonderful review, the reader saying, "Even as I think of it now, I just want to read it again. If you’re looking for the world’s most heartwarming and heart-achingly romantic love story, do yourself a favor and read Destined." Fairly glorious, right? Then the reviewer rated the story, 4.5 stars. Because the most heartwarming, romantic love story in the WORLD is clearly still missing something.
 
We're thinking, werewolf sex.
 

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We had MALICE in our hearts...

11/19/2011

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_  ...or so we thought, once we started reading about Griffin Hayes’ new horror novel. It’s self-pubbed (you know, we love us the indie writers), it’s got a fun cover, and it’s already collected a number of lovely reviews. You can check them out yourselves, here.

All was good until we dug a little deeper. On his blogspot, GF claims, "Malice was born from a nightmare" – pretty convenient, eh?, him sharing this after we told the world that The Atheist’s Daughter was inspired by one of Renée’s more disturbing dreams.  In his storyline, per the Grifster, "Something unspeakable is murdering the townspeople of Millingham"...while, in T.A.D., we have something unspeakable murdering the townspeople of Winterhaven.  In his book, only his teenaged hero knows what is doing the killing – while, in our novel, only the teenaged heroine knows what is doing the killing. Finally, both in Malice and in T.A.D., when friends and neighbors start to die, the main character has to act.

So we contacted this so-called Griffin Hayes and asked what was up. Specifically, we asked if he had bunches of money. We wanted to know if he'd like to settle the lawsuit NOW, rather than spend the next decade in court.  "Geez," he told us, "right out of the gate and we’re already in litigation? Before you start counting your settlement, know that the first draft of Malice was completed back in 2002. It sat on a computer hard drive for a long time before I finally decided to bring it back from the dead. So I might have a pretty strong counter claim, but I’ll only agree to sue you if we can appear on Judge Judy. I love Judge Judy!"
 
And that’s how he won our hearts: We, too, are fond of Judge Judy. Also, we worry that society has grown too litigious, especially since his novel was written years before our story. We knew his manuscript had found him an agent and almost found him a publisher – a TOR editor held his pages close to her breast for quite some time – but he still published the book himself. "Interest from TOR should only have wetted my appetite," he said, "but I’d already been kicking the book up and down the street for months by then. I knew the book was good. My agent knew it was good. TOR liked it, they only worried because it was too cross genre for them."

"My two biggest hesitations with self-publishing was that I didn’t want a crappy cover to make me look like an amateur. I also didn’t want a garage jammed with books waiting to be dropped off at the local bookstore.  Once I discovered Amazon’s KDP service and realized those two concerns weren’t going to be an issue, I jumped at the chance. Frankly, I don’t care one bit for awards or trophies." Which is exactly what Harrell said back in the sixth grade, when Josh Moretz beat him in the 50-yard dash. Then Harrell kicked Josh in the leg and ran off but, again, Josh was faster, caught Harrell and kicked him back. It was not a proud day in the Turner household. Griff continues, "I want a readership. Fans who are dying to gobble up everything I write. For me, that's the payoff."
 
When it came time to publish, he kinda followed our strategy: Hire a pro! "I wanted Malice to stand toe to toe with any traditionally published book sitting on the shelf at your local Barnes and Noble," he tells us. "I probably paid about 300 clams for formatting, cover art and a final proofread. The cover itself went through about 10 or more iterations before I was finally happy. I wanted on paper exactly the image I saw in my head and my designer, Kit Foster, was a dream to work with."
 
We like people who use the term, “clams”, when they mean dollars. We really do. (Unless GH truly did pay these people in clams, which would make their work quite a bargain if you live near the coast.) Still, we know that self-pub takes time to pay off. Was it worth it, going out of pocket this early in the game?

He said, "The way I look at it, traditionally published books have the benefit of launch parties and lots of advertising. Building momentum with an indie book is a long, hard slog. Trying to convince people to lay their hard-earned cash on a new author also isn’t easy, especially an indie writer. The first few months are about building awareness. Once a reader discovers and enjoys your books, they’re more likely to seek out your other work."

He’s doing other work, too. There are some shorter pieces at a lower price (here for example)...and more: "I’m planning to publish an adult horror novel, tentatively called Nocturnal, in early 2012. I’m just bringing it through a few more edits until it’s ready for prime time. In addition, I’m working on a post-apocalyptic zombie novella set a few hundred years after the world’s been overrun. If it catches on, it’ll act as the prologue to a series."
 
The bottom line, as we see it: Griffin Hayes is a hardworking guy, he’s mapped out a career path for  his writing, he knows his stuff and we like him...and there's no denying, he's some serious competition to the other writers in the Indie Pond. But you know what?

It's a big pond. There's room for all of us....

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Suddenly, we look up...

11/14/2011

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...and it's time to do another post for the B-O-Rama. It's our fault, absolutely, but we've been busy on another writing project....
 
About that writing project: y'see, we were wandering through Amazon's Kindle listings, when we saw a self-published novel that, on the surface, didn't appear to be a winner. It was fiction, we like that in a novel, with an uninspiring title and a not particularly interesting storyline. The sample we downloaded was fairly bleh. And, yet, when we checked the book's sales rating -- well, it was waaaaay above anything we've written. So what did this particular author did to boost his readership?
 
He put a sexy woman on the cover of his book. As far as we can tell, that was the winning move.
 
The woman above? We collected her picture from Free Random Wallpapers and they say this shot of Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is in public domain. Which is good because, otherwise, we've got to have Harrell pose in a bikini and nobody is gonna want that image in their head.
 
It could well be that this particular author has a rabid fan base or that his particular novel just rings all kinds of bells for the right kind of readers (and we're not the right kind of readers) or, maybe, the book is getting all kind of buzz and we missed it. Living in the Arizona mountains, we miss most of the buzz about everything.
 
Or, again, it could be because the author put a sexy woman on the cover of his book.
 
It so happens that we rarely create stories featuring sexy people. Even the pets in our stories tend to be strays or mutts. But, years back, we did write this one detective story, a novella really, narrated by a terribly corrupt, wonderfully gorgeous woman...and, suddenly, we had a desire to find out if image is everything. It isn't a money thing, truly. It's a curiosity thing.
 
We pulled out the detective story and updated it, which, for some reason, took pieces of an entire week. After editing the piece, we shipped the story off to a couple of beta readers. While they beta-read, Renée collected the pieces she needed to create a cover for the piece. She made the cover, sexy girl front and center, and shipped the thing off to our beta viewer -- yes, we have beta viewers, everyone should be so lucky -- and she discovered she needed to rework the cover. Which is okay because, it turns out, we need to rework the story, too.

At this moment, we think we'll have everything done soon and should be able to publish the novella in December, just in case people want a hot and steamy girl in their electronic stocking. Will anyone buy it?
 
Ah, that's what we want to know, too.

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We've been feeling a little funny lately...

11/10/2011

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...or, maybe, we're just finding things funny. We thought the idea of a $5 book trailer was funny. Then one of us had a birthday oh, and your present hasn't arrived yet, so now it’s better if you just send cash and the amazing Rachel sent us this wonderfully silly, profane coffee mug. Since she bought it from an outfit that personalizes items for business clients, we asked how she managed to create this beauty.  She said, “I told them my company name was ‘Holy shit, a unicorn!’ and they didn’t ask any questions after that.”

We think Rachel is one of the funniest people we know. Another funny person is Cassandra Parkins, and we’ve followed her after she gave T.A.D. a spot in her Adventures in Trash. She gave a terrific review of the best-selling The Land of Painted Caves and you really ought to give it a gander unless, of course, you’re offended by a discussion of Jondalar the Caveman and his gigantic manhood. Quoting C.P. from her review, "Several episodes are devoted entirely to the enormous enormity of Jondalar’s enormous knob, and how he somehow feels the sex he has is never quite as good as it might be if he could get it all the way in (I’m not making this up, I swear), and how he wonders if one day he will find a woman who can take all of him that’s on offer."
 
This made us laugh. It didn't make us want to buy The Land of Painted Caves but, for the first time, we considered getting the book at the library.

Then, somehow, we came across an episode of SuperFriends– hmmm, actually, The Challenge of the SuperFriends, the 1978 cartoon series with Superman, Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman, Aquaman and Company…and discovered this joyous passage:
Batman: Quick, Robin, the Bat-cables!
Robin: He’s got us, Batman!
Batman: But not for long, Robin. Use your Bat-lube!
And, then, our heroes spray a disgusting brown goo down on the bad guy. We don't actually know if the goo is Bat-lube -- it looks like something else entirely -- but we found it funny that B & R carried such tools on their hunt for the villainous Solomon Grundy and, presumably, his enormous knob. See for yourselves if you'd like.


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Got a fin? Buy a trailer. A book trailer...

11/5/2011

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...that is.
See, neither one of us thinks that book trailers make much sense. Oh, they're kinda fun, it's probably a kick to see a trailer for your very own book, but do they work? Essentially, do people see book trailers and decide, at that moment, they need to buy the book?
 
There are good trailers (we like this one), there are bad ones (too many to count) and we've never, ever, bought a book because of its trailer. Over on Absolute Write, various writers are debating the subject -- right here -- and the feeling seems to be, while the occasional trailer sells the occasional book, a bad book trailer actually kills any potential interest in a novel.
 
We decided we'd, maybe, like a book trailer but we didn't have an interest in making it ourselves. Price shopping, we discovered that the pros at CreateSpace will make a 30-second, text only, trailer for the low, low price of $1,199.00. We like CreateSpace, we have two of our novels available through CreateSpace, and we laughed like crazy when we saw how much they were charging for their product.
 
$1200 for a half-minute block of words? Really?

So we did what we often do when we think things are ridiculous. We got even more ridiculous-er. We went to fiverr.com and tried to find someone who would make us a 30-second trailer, text only, trailer for a tiny amount of cash. And we got lucky. Rey from Virtual Solution said he could provide the very thing for five bucks...with some pretty severe limitations.
 
We'd have to use an existing template, one that Rey has provided to other fiverr fans. The music, the images, these were pretty much all the same from one project to the next. While we'd be able to provide six lines of text, each line of text could be no longer than three words. So, if we hoped to be startlingly original, if we hoped to sell multiple copies of book from this trailer, we were pretty much out of luck.
 
On the other hand: $5. How could we not? Rey said the HD version (yep, he sent us two version for our fiver) would load faster if we slapped it on YouTube first so there you go.
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Questions, we get questions...

11/2/2011

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... …and, lately, many of those questions have been about money. How many copies of our novels are we selling and, if we don't mind sharing, how much is our take-home pay? And, really, if we had to do it all over again – would we still self-publish?

Them’s some good questions. Most of the time, we simply smile, imply we’re taking it to the bank in a wheelbarrow, and then go home and wait for Taco Barn Tuesday, when the tacos are two-for-a-buck and, if we skip a carbonated beverage, we won’t quite spend all of last month’s royalty check.

We think there’s been a bit more interest in the $ question of late because T.A.D. has finally gone into print. The Atheist's Daughter is doing okay. Since the novel’s publication, our itsy bitsy income has taken a leap. Once we figured out how to read individual sales numbers – on Amazon, in particular, it’s quite a stumper;  you have to push the right button – we learned a few things.

F’rinstance, After Things Went Bad, our three-set for under a buck, continues to lead our sales overall. This is happening without any real promotion. Meanwhile, T.A.D. is close behind and, because of its higher price tag, it's our most profitable title. Coming along in third? Cobblestone Press just sent us the monthly numbers for Wicked Games and it continues to do okay...especially since, again, we’re doing no promotion of the story. (Werewolf + sex = sales.) To our surprise, we’re even moving a few copies of Bill Shakespeare’s Next Big Mistake. No, ‘surprise’ is not a strong enough word. We’re amazed. BSNBM is a television pilot we couldn’t afford to film, no one has ever reviewed the piece, and we’ve made no mention of it anywhere except here. Maybe people are sampling it and liking the sample (we think it’s funny), maybe it’s the 99-cent price tag, maybe it’s the title, maybe...hell, we don’t know. You got any ideas, share ‘em. We’d like to know.

But, in the last 45 days, one of our books hasn’t sold a single copy. Something Wicked had a couple of decent reviews, we guest posted here and there, we gave the promo thing an effort. There was a burp of initial interest, back in April, but it quickly passed as burps will do. The novel has a strong cover but it was written for a younger audience...if you’re of Nancy Drew age, you’re our target audience...and we always knew the age thing would present a bit of challenge. Frankly, not enough e-book owners are twelve years old. We considered sparking up the story, heating up the romance, bumping up the violence. Finally, we decided to try an experiment, instead. Since ATWB is going out the door at less than a buck, since BSNBM is finding an audience at the same price, we’ll drop the SW price (here) for the next quarter and see what happens.
 
If this doesn't work, werewolf sex gets added to everything in 2012....


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